US Sits on Top of California
Literally. The map has always known. Wear the geography.
The Argument
Every time you look at a map, there it is: the US, perched above California like a summit that earned its view. While CA perfects its angles down south, the Pacific Northwest knows what altitude tastes like—rain-soaked forests, peaks that touch clouds, and the quiet confidence of being north. This tee isn't trash talk. It's just topography.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31–33 | 26 |
| S | 34–36 | 27 |
| M | 37–39 | 28 |
| L | 40–42 | 29 |
| XL | 43–45 | 30 |
| XXL | 46–48 | 31 |
Return Policy
Free returns within 30 days. If your order arrives damaged or doesn’t fit, contact us and we’ll make it right.