Sweden Dreams. Norway Drills.

From $29.99

Celebrate the one undeniable fact that even Sweden can't argue with: Norway sits literally above Sweden on every map, a geographic advantage we're perfectly content to wear on our chests while casually mentioning our oil reserves and the fact that we're also rated happier. This premium tee is the perfect way to express Nordic sibling superiority with a smile so warm it might thaw the relationship—or at least guarantee some excellent banter at the next Scandinavian family dinner.