Above Sweden. Always Has Been.

From $29.99

Celebrate Norway's literal geographical dominance with this smugly accurate tee that lets you wear your map-based superiority with the kind of warm, self-aware charm that even your Swedish neighbors can't help but laugh at. Perfect for Norwegian expats and Scandinavian sibling-rivalry enthusiasts who understand that being "above" Sweden is just good cartography—plus, let's be honest, those oil profits don't hurt either.