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Dallas: five rings. Austin: two stages.
Retro Edition
New drop· Limited production run
The Story
Varsity lettering from the era when Texas Stadium still had the hole in the roof so God could watch His team — a detail Austin newspapers covered from 200 miles south.
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$29.99 base · $32.99 for 2XL+
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- ·6.5oz heavyweight combed cotton — keeps its shape, ages softer, doesn’t shrink awkwardly.
- ·Soft-hand screenprint — the graphic feels like part of the fabric, not glued on top.
- ·Pre-shrunk, unisex fit — size down for fitted, true-to-size for classic.
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Size Chart
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31–33 | 26 |
| S | 34–36 | 27 |
| M | 37–39 | 28 |
| L | 40–42 | 29 |
| XL | 43–45 | 30 |
| XXL | 46–48 | 31 |
92% of customers get the right size first time. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.