
Limited drop · Made to order
Canada Over USA — Tshirt
Classic Text
New drop· Limited production run
The Story
Just the words. The map already made the argument.
$29.99Drop price
$29.99 base · $32.99 for 2XL+
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- ·6.5oz heavyweight combed cotton — keeps its shape, ages softer, doesn’t shrink awkwardly.
- ·Soft-hand screenprint — the graphic feels like part of the fabric, not glued on top.
- ·Pre-shrunk, unisex fit — size down for fitted, true-to-size for classic.
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Also above it all

England invented the game. Argentina perfected it.
“Argentina has three stars. England has scones.”

USA Beat Mexico to the Moon Landing.
“The Alamo Remembers. Mexico Forgets Politely.”

Wales speaks two languages. England is still learning one.
“Come to Wales. Bring your English translator.”

London calls it the countryside. Yorkshire calls it home.
“Yorkshire tea. London prices.”
Size Chart
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31–33 | 26 |
| S | 34–36 | 27 |
| M | 37–39 | 28 |
| L | 40–42 | 29 |
| XL | 43–45 | 30 |
| XXL | 46–48 | 31 |
92% of customers get the right size first time. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.